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markom · Objavljeno: 06 Apr 2011 22:40 Naslov sporočila:

extra zadnje dvije Mad

alien · Objavljeno: 06 Apr 2011 23:02 Naslov sporočila:

dreženov pjevac je stvarno uporan Mad

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 13 Apr 2011 08:14 Naslov sporočila:

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 14 Apr 2011 05:31 Naslov sporočila:

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 15 Apr 2011 06:58 Naslov sporočila:

stara dobra vremena...... Sad

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

markom · Objavljeno: 15 Apr 2011 16:34 Naslov sporočila:

BMW reklama zakon hehe

saks · Objavljeno: 16 Apr 2011 21:32 Naslov sporočila:

Štirje policaji so se za konec tedna odpravljali na taborjenje.
Da se ne bi dolgočasili, so se dogovorili, da vsak s seboj prinese
kakšno družabno igro.
Ko so v kampu postavili šotor, eden vpraša:
No, kakšne družabne igre ste prinesli s seboj?
Jaz sem prinesel pikado.
Jaz sem s seboj vzel šah, je rekel drugi.
Jaz pa monopoli, se je oglasil tretji.
Jaz pa vložke, je ponosno povedal četrti.
Allways vložke? so se začudili ostali trije policisti. Za kaj pa boš
potreboval vložke?
Enkratni so. Na televiziji sem videl reklamo, da z vložki
lahko delaš kar hočeš:
plavaš, jahaš, tečeš, voziš kolo, igraš tenis . . .

alien · Objavljeno: 18 Apr 2011 08:07 Naslov sporočila:

Moški so zelo naivna bitja.
1. mislijo da so pametni, ker imajo dve glavi.
2. mislijo da so nežni, ker sedijo na jajcih.
3. in mislijo da je tole ˙(----------) 20 cm.

Stigla nova grupa žena na nebo, svi stali u vrstu pred Bogom i Svetim Petrom i ovaj drugi zapovedi:
- "Sve žene koje su prevarile muža, neka istupe korak napred."
Sve tako uradiše osim jedne koja ostade na mestu. Utom Bog reče Sv. Petru:
- "Idi, proveri, da ova nije možda gluva !?!"

Javlja se Mujo u eter Radio Sarajeva i kaže: "Da vam kažem, hodam ja
čaršijom, kad odjednom ugledam na podu novčanik."

Spiker:
"Jesil' ga podignuo?"
...
Mujo:
"Da."

Spiker:
"Jesil' ga otvorio?"

Mujo:
"Da."

Spiker:
"Pa šta si vidio?"

Mujo
kaže: "1000 maraka, 500 eura i lična karta.

Spiker:
"Pa šta piše na ličnoj?"

Mujo:
"Muharem."

Spiker:
"I šta sad?"

Mujo:
"Pa, ako može jedna pjesma za Muharema."
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 21 Apr 2011 07:46 Naslov sporočila:

najs služba Surprised

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

cobalt · Objavljeno: 22 Apr 2011 20:09 Naslov sporočila:

Dođe kauboj u saloon...za šank, naruči viski. Barmen mu natoči, gurne čašicu, kad ono od nigdje stvori se majmun, umoči muda u viski i nestade...
Ovaj vrati viski, traži drugi, barmen mu nalije drugi, gurne mu čašicu, kad opet doleti majmun, umoči muda u viski i bjež...
- Jel', pita kauboj barmena, zašto majmun moči muda u viski;
Pojma nemam, kaže barmen, glancajući čaše dahom i krpom; pitaj pijanistu,
Kauboj ode do pijaniste i pita ga:
Znaš li zašto majmun moči muda u viski?
-Ne znam, kaže pijanista.....................................al' mogu probat

Zaaašto maaajmuuun

močiiii muuudaaaa u viskiiiii

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alien · Objavljeno: 23 Apr 2011 08:24 Naslov sporočila:

Čovjek se vraća kući sa poslovnog puta dan ranije.
Prošla je ponoć.
Vraćajući se kući pita taksista, da li bi mu htio biti svjedok, jer
misli da ga žena vara, na što taksista pristane, uz uvjet da mu plati
100 Eura.

Došavši kući, obojica se tiho ušuljaju u spavaću sobu.
Muž upali svjetlo, baci deku s kreveta i ugleda ženu s ljubavnikom.
Ljut uzme pištolj i prisloni ga ljubavniku na glavu.

Žena poviče:
- Ne pucaj, lagala sam ti da sam naslijedila novac. ON je platio BMW
kojeg sam ti dala, ON je platio jahtu, ON je platio godišnje karte za
utakmice, ON je platio kuću na jezeru - čak plaća i mjesečne režije.

Negodujući, muž spusti pištolj, pogleda taksistu i pita:
- Što bi ti učinio?
Taksist odgovori:
- Pokrio bih ga dekom, da se ne prehladi.
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

Dražen

Ovi panduri ne spavaju već osluškuju..... viš kak su im uha otekla od napora....

markom

hahah ovo je naša policija Mad

alien

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

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