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alien · Objavljeno: 14 Jun 2011 11:37 Naslov sporočila:

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 21 Jun 2011 02:19 Naslov sporočila:

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 24 Jun 2011 09:06 Naslov sporočila:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PdNA6OL66s&feature=player_embedded
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 29 Jun 2011 08:42 Naslov sporočila:

Ena resnična Mad

Ma ravnokar kliče ena ženska in sprašuje če imam prednji odbijač za samuraja. Pa čisto tako vprašam kaj je pa narobe z njenim odbijačem, pa pravi: ena divja živau je skočla v njega......
Mad

matkurjo sem se tak smejal da je bila kar mal jezna se mi zdi Mad

Me prav zanima kdo je v koga skoču Mad

upam stavit da je bjonda......
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 06 Jul 2011 05:52 Naslov sporočila:

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

Dražen · Objavljeno: 07 Jul 2011 21:34 Naslov sporočila:

KRATKA POVIJEST BALKANA ZA NEZNALICE

Mjesto gdje su Rimljani tukli Avare,
da bi potom Avari i Slaveni tukli Rimljane,
a onda Slaveni tukli Kelte i Avare,
te potom Slaveni bili tučeni od strane Turaka i Ugara,
koji su se tukli i međusobno,
da bi na kraju Turci bili potučeni,
a Slavenima se ostalo tući se s Ugarima. Onda su Ugare potpomogli Austrijanci,
ali su ih Slaveni zajebali i ubili im prijestolonasljednika. Poslije su Austrijanci u to upetljali i Švabe,
pa su došli i drugi put po još batina i to s Talijanima, Bugarima, Balijama i Ugarima.

Slaveni su ih konačno, (potpomognuti Rusima i Englezima), sve zajedno skršili.
Na kraju, kad su svi podpisali mir
Slaveni su se snašli i spičkali se međusobno.

Sada se "upisuju" u Evropu.
A onda ... ! Kukala im majka ( Europljanima ).

saks · Objavljeno: 18 Jul 2011 23:39 Naslov sporočila:

Da bi zmanjšali število nesreč na slovenskih cestah, je vlada RS sprejela dva ukrepa:

Moškim bodo nehali tociti alkohol.
Ženskam bodo nehali tociti bencin.

USPEH JE ZAGOTOVLJEN !!!!! sex.gif.

alien · Objavljeno: 21 Jul 2011 18:41 Naslov sporočila:

Top 30 Reasons Why Cars Are Better Than Women

You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
You can lust after another car and your current car won't care.
You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.
Women can't go 200 miles per hour.
A woman can't carry four of your friends on a road trip.
You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.
A car doesn't have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
You can't install sub-woofers in a woman.
You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested.
Car's don't care if you leave them in the garage overnight.
Cars don't care if you go on a trip for three weeks and don't call them.
I f you are nice enough, your friend will almost always let you borrow their car.
You can get together with friends and compare cars and not sound like pigs.
Car's don't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
You can have two cars at once and they won't be jealous of each other.
Cars don't have relatives that you have to be nice to.
You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.
Car's come with an owners manual.
Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.
You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.
You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car won't care.
You can't put a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT-S*IT!" on a woman.
Car's could not care less about commitment.
You don't mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your car.
If your car is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner car.
If you are 21, you can legally rent a car. 'Nuff said..
You can complain about how ratty your car looks and people think it's funny.
You can sell your car to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you.
A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition
and finally. There are 50 year old cars that still look good
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien

http://www.index.hr/forum/default.aspx?q=t&idf=11&idt=291929&p=1
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

jani

Ma ne, ne ma sej ne morš verjet....ma kje jih ti dobivaš???

Dražen

Pocela bela deca da se radjaju po cergi i jedan ciga ode kod lokalnog doktora i kaze:
Jeli doktore malo,malo bela deca se radzaju kod nas da nisi slucajno ti umesao priste,a?
Doktor:ma gde ti pada napamet tako nesto!Jeli cigo jel vidis onaj prozor tamo?
Ciga:Da
Doktor:Jel vidis ono stado ovaca tamo?
Ciga:Da
Doktor:Jel vidis da su ovce bele?
Ciga:Da
Doktor:A jel vidis da ima i jedna crna ovca?
Ciga se misli i kaze:Doktore ja cu da cutim za decu al ti da cutis ca ovce!

alien

alien

Dvije se cure voze busom na relaciji Zagreb-Split.
Priča jedna: "Ajme doša mi je momak u subotu ...

"Je l' Stipe???"

" Ma ne, ol' ti ne znaš da smo prekinili? Ovi je novi!"

"I ..."

"Ajme ća je bilo lipo... Joj kako se ljubi ... Koje ruke ima čovik, pari hobotnica, joj kako me dira, kako me mazija, popizdila san. A sve malo ljubi, pa malo liže, pa jope ljubi ... pa gricka po guzi, pa licka po cicama, a pipa posvuda ..... Jebote, izludija me koju tehniku ima ... "

bla, bla, bla ...

... bla, bla, bla ...

(nakon pola sata)

"... onda me je, joj ..... ajme ća mi je onda prstom napravija!!! Ludilo!!!... "

Kad se najednom iz zadnjeg reda začuje:

"A jel' te jeba više, jeben ti mater!!??? ... triba san još u Kninu izać...
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien

1: Open Google Maps (get directions).
2: Type China as your starting point.
3: Type Taiwan as your destination.
4: Get directions.
5: READ STEP 48.
6: When you stop laughing, put this as your status so others can have a laugh
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

Dražen

Odlučio Mujo otići na privremeni rad u Njemačku, pa pita Hasu za savjet: 'Kako da naučim njemački?'
'Ma, ti samo govori polako i svi će te razumjeti '
Ode Mujo u Njemačku i jednog dana ode u bar i kaže konobaru: 'Daaaj mi jeeednuuu pivu!'
Konobar:'Eeevooo tiii jednaaa pivaaa!
Mujo: 'Aaa ooodaaakleee siii?'
Konobar: 'Iz Saaaraaajeevaaa!'
A Mujo ga zaprepašteno pita: 'A zašto onda govorimo njemački?'

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