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Pridružen/-a: 20.02. 2011, 17:27
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Sjedi prostitutka u kafiću i pozdravlja ginekologa: Bok kolega!
Pita liječnik: 'Oprosti al' kako smo mi kolege?'
'Pa moj doktore na istoj stvari uzimamo lovu!', odgovara prostitutka. |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 10 Avg 2011 06:14 Naslov sporočila: |
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Dečko na sastanku s devojkom u BMW-u..
Dečko: imam nešto da ti kažem što sam krio od tebe!
Devojka: Molim?! Šta?
Dečko: Ja sam oženjen i imam decu.
Devojka: Uplaši me, ja mislila nije tvoj BMW!
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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cobalt
Licence to banned
Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 21:45
Prispevkov: 422
Kraj: Omiš, HR
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| Objavljeno: 22 Avg 2011 20:58 Naslov sporočila: |
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Chuck Norris je porezao nož.
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 24 Avg 2011 04:15 Naslov sporočila: |
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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suzuki fan
Pridružen/-a: 20.02. 2011, 17:27
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| Objavljeno: 30 Avg 2011 15:27 Naslov sporočila: |
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Došao momak velečasnom na ispovjed
i upita ga velečasni : ajde reci svoje grijehe
a momak veli: ja sam se oženio.
Velečasni: pa to nije grijeh
Momak: al ja se svejedno kajem...... |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 31 Avg 2011 05:45 Naslov sporočila: |
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Haso:Šta radi žena kad dobije jabuku?
Mujo:Ne znam...
Haso: Napravi kolač od jabuke!
Gleda ga Mujo:A znaš li ti šta radi žena kad dobije šljivu?
Haso: Ne znam.....
Mujo: Sve radi, jarane, SVE!
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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suzuki fan
Pridružen/-a: 20.02. 2011, 17:27
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| Objavljeno: 31 Avg 2011 20:52 Naslov sporočila: |
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Vojnik za 5.000 kuna riskira život.
Vatrogasac za 4.000 kuna spašava živote.
Učitelj za 5.500 kuna priprema ljude za život.
Liječnik za 7.000 kuna održava živote,
a saborski zastupnik za 20.000 kuna uspijeva zajebati živote svima!! |
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Popaj
Best member 2011
Pridružen/-a: 25.02. 2011, 16:39
Prispevkov: 410
Kraj: primorska-yeti land
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Plin je za kuhanje, Diesel za ogrevanje, Bencin pa za dirkat!! |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 02 Sep 2011 06:24 Naslov sporočila: |
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dobra ja
za naše posl(r)ance velja isto......isto sranje drugo pakovanje
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 16 Sep 2011 21:15 Naslov sporočila: |
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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Dražen
suzuki fan
Pridružen/-a: 20.02. 2011, 17:27
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lasta
Niva driver
Pridružen/-a: 13.03. 2011, 10:08
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Kraj: zagreb
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| Objavljeno: 17 Sep 2011 20:51 Naslov sporočila: |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 20 Sep 2011 05:40 Naslov sporočila: |
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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