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Lukovec71
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Pridružen/-a: 10.06. 2011, 22:21
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| Starejšemu gospodu na fitnesu pade v oči postavna mladenka. Stopi do trenerja in ga vpraša: "Na kateri napravi bi po vašem mnenju lahko na hitro očaral tisto tam v kotu?" "Na bankomatu pred vhodom." |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 26 Sep 2011 20:19 Naslov sporočila: |
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lej tička......
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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Dražen
suzuki fan
Pridružen/-a: 20.02. 2011, 17:27
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Dražen
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Pridružen/-a: 20.02. 2011, 17:27
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Dražen
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Pridružen/-a: 20.02. 2011, 17:27
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 02 Okt 2011 04:18 Naslov sporočila: |
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Odlučio Mujo promijeniti tapete u stanu, i sjeti se da je Haso, koji živi u stanu iznad njegovog, mijenjao tapete prošle godine, Stan je isti po veličini, pa ga ode pitati za savjet.
"Je li, bolan, Haso, ti si prošle godine mijenjao tapete?"
"Jesam, Mujo, jarane!"
"Pa koliko si rolni kupio?" pita Mujo.
"Dvadeset" kaže mu Haso.
Ode Mujo u prodavaonicu, kupi dvadeset rola tapeta, počne lijepiti, izlijepi cijeli stan i ostane mu osam rola. Popizdi, ode opet kod Hase i navali s vrata:
"Ti mi, Haso, reče da si kupio dvadeset rolni tapeta!"
"Jesam, Mujo."
"Ali meni je ostalo osam rolni!"
"I meni."
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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| Objavljeno: 05 Okt 2011 06:44 Naslov sporočila: |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=OlLC1Iy1UkE
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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saks
Best member 2012
Pridružen/-a: 19.02. 2011, 23:49
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Kraj: Vipavska dolina
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Sam ženska je res.. opasna, čudno da ni bjonda!!! |
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Dražen
suzuki fan
Pridružen/-a: 20.02. 2011, 17:27
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saks
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Pridružen/-a: 19.02. 2011, 23:49
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Zakaj, ko je tvoja žena noseča, ji prijateljce božajo trebuh in ji govorijo "Čestitamo!"
...ampak nobena ne pride k tebi, ti poboža tiča in reče..."BRAVO MAJSTER"... |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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...ampak nobena ne pride k tebi, ti poboža tiča in reče..."BRAVO MAJSTER"... |
to pa zato ker se za mamo ve, kdo je pa BRAVO majster pa ni tako ziher 
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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alien
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 20:08
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand. |
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cobalt
Licence to banned
Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 21:45
Prispevkov: 422
Kraj: Omiš, HR
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| Objavljeno: 22 Okt 2011 12:43 Naslov sporočila: |
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Natjecanje: skakanje s Mostarskog mosta.
Predstavnik američke ekipe: Tarzan.
Prilazi, zagrijava se, daju mu lavor, plahne se malo i taman da skoči, prilazi Mujo:
- Čuj bolan nemoj skakat dole ... ima školjki!
- Ma šta!?!?! Skakao sam ja među lavove, pitone ...
- Ma čuj bolan, nemoj se zajebavat, kažem ti nemoj, ima ... ima školjki!
- Ma mali, skakao sam ja među anakonde, pirane ...
- Ma joooj hajvana. Nemoj bolan, matere ti ...
Ipak skoči Tarzan, isplivava jedva, sav krvav i izranjavan, poluživ i zajauka:
- Kakve su ovo školjke?
- Pa rek'o sam ti jarane - školjke od Lade, od Fiće
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cobalt
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Pridružen/-a: 17.02. 2011, 21:45
Prispevkov: 422
Kraj: Omiš, HR
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