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cobalt

Zvoni telefon ...
- Da, izvolite?
- Gospodju Perić, molim.
- Na telefonu.
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- Gospodjo Perić, ja sam Dr. Ivanović iz laboratorija. Kad je specijalista,doktor vašeg
supruga poslao uzorke na analizu, stigli su istovremeno i uzorci još jednog
gospodina Perića, i sad ne znamo koji se rezultati odnose na zdravstveno stanje
Vašeg supruga. Zapravo, rezultati su ili strašni ili grozni.-
- Kako to mislite?-, upita gospodja Perić , vrlo zabrinuta.
- Evo, jedan gospodin Perić je pozitivan na AIDS, a drugi ima dokazanog Alzehiemera.
Nemamo način da utvrdimo na koga se odnosi koji nalaz.-
- Pa to je strašno ! Možete li da ponovite testiranje ?!-
- U principu da, ali socijalno ne plaća ponavljanje ovako skupih testova.
- Dobro, i šta bih sad ja trebala da uradim ?!!
- Iz socijalnog su predložili da učinite slijedeće: odvedite supruga u centar grada i ostavite ga tamo.
Ako se sam vrati kući, nemojte se s njim jebati..!!!
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alien · Objavljeno: 07 Nov 2011 05:27 Naslov sporočila:

" Dober dan! Eno mrzlo Laško prosim! "

" Ja oprostite. Laškega pa nimam! A je v redu, če vam dam enga Uniona? "

" A je v redu, če vam plačam z dnarjem od monopolija? "

Se pogovarjata blondinki:
"Si slišala, da je našega dimnikarja zbil avto?"
"Oh, strašno! Niti na strehi nismo več varni!"

Hvalio se Amerikanac Bosancu kako ima ranč kojeg ne može za tri dana autom obići, a Bosanac će njemu:

- Im'o sam i ja taki auto pa sam ga prod'o.

Idu dva momka ulicom i ugledaju babu na drvetu. Jedan poce da je zeza:
- Sta je baba, red bul a?
A ona mu odgovori:
- Nije sinko, nego pit bul. Taj iza tebe!
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 08 Nov 2011 12:55 Naslov sporočila:

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

lasta · Objavljeno: 08 Nov 2011 19:57 Naslov sporočila:

al je dobar

cobalt · Objavljeno: 09 Nov 2011 21:56 Naslov sporočila:

Chuck Norris je uspio raspetljati sanitarni čvor...
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alien · Objavljeno: 10 Nov 2011 11:28 Naslov sporočila:

cobalt · Objavljeno: 21 Nov 2011 12:20 Naslov sporočila:

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alien · Objavljeno: 16 Dec 2011 12:53 Naslov sporočila:

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 17 Dec 2011 00:12 Naslov sporočila:

http://www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/#693578

Mad

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

Benfl · Objavljeno: 17 Dec 2011 00:19 Naslov sporočila:

Temu se pa pravi polirat kanale... Mad

alien · Objavljeno: 17 Dec 2011 12:58 Naslov sporočila:

matkurjo se morjo svetit Mad

Ko sem bral drugo stran sem skor s stola padu. Mad

Pol se pa ni več oglašal....
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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

saks · Objavljeno: 20 Dec 2011 21:05 Naslov sporočila:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rPNMPaC4Fng#!

Neutral

alien · Objavljeno: 22 Dec 2011 12:34 Naslov sporočila:

iz katere ustanove je pa ta pobegnil Mad

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

alien · Objavljeno: 05 Jan 2012 16:13 Naslov sporočila:

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Suzuki Samurai is truly one of the most remarkable little vehicles around. It is not the most comfortable vehicle to drive, nor is it the fastest, or even the best looking, but it remains a true classic.
It's a cheap thing you wouldn't understand.

saks · Objavljeno: 10 Jan 2012 20:03 Naslov sporočila:

http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_3714.swf

nana

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